My uncle Michael
Occupation: Rancher, Farmer, Fix-it Man, Occasional Coot
Age: Classified
Nicknames: Not quite repeatable
Favorite Cuss Word: Thunder!
Favorite Sound: A working motor (He hears so few of them.)
Favorite Hat: Purple tassled hat with pink heart jewels (courtesy of Mama; cute!)
Favorite Animal: Beef
Favorite Mantra: "Thunderthunderthunderthunder"
Favorite Food: Cucumbers (They give him "whimsy")
Favorite Niece: Depends on Whether he values his life or his ears
Most Famous for: His Fire Containment Skills
Famous Person He's Been Compared to: Orville Redenbacher
Ha, ha! -cg
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