This is Sid.
Occupation: Unlicensed welder, cow birther, fluent cusser (see below)
Age: Too many digits
Favorite animals: Beef, pork
Favorite foods: See above.
Favorite cuss word: Holy Sheepsh--
Favorite brother: He has brothers?
Favorite pair of overalls: The ones that Mama didn't sew the crotch shut on
Favorite piece of machinery: Any that still work
Hobby: Eating dinner while it's cooking
Habits: Cooking barbecue in his bedroom in his underwear
Favorite movies: Fractured Fairytales and Idiocracy
What he calls his nieces: Lydia = Short Stuff; Grace = Eek!
What he does to Grace: Ticky-ticky (makes her squeal)
What makes him a good uncle: He is so considerate to others.
Ha, ha. --cg
Holy, jumping sheepsh__. I don't BBQ in the bedroom anymore. I didn't know holy, jumpin' sheepsh__ was considered fluent cussing! I don't think I can call you "short stuff" anymore. Maybe sweetpea! US
ReplyDeleteFractured Fairy Tales & Idiocracy! I like Sid! ~ Beth Kelley's friend from Indiana, Deb
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